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1. Post communist propaganda. Lots of it.

2. Ask him what the poor taste like.

3. Repeatedly ask about health care reforms.

4. Post pictures of starving African children.

5. Give statistics for worldwide poverty as well as obesity.

6. Ask if he likes "Soviet Mudkipz". Repeatedly.

7. At some point, say "WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!"

8. Ask what BNP members' genitals taste like.

9. Call him a Nazi.

10. List (mockingly) capitalist money-making procedures and end every one with "-PROFIT!1!!1111!!!!111!"
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:iconmaster-of-the-boot:
Master-of-the-Boot Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Here's the ultimate way to troll a capitalist, ask him if he gets a higher tax rate than his secretary.
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:iconsonrouge:
sonrouge Feb 28, 2013
In other words, just be an ass and not show the least bit of concern for facts and logic.

That will attract you many more useful idiots, but not a single rational person.
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:iconchrististarfish:
Here are some answers from a Libertarian Anarcho-Capitalist (ME.)


2. What the poor tastes like? It takes like "I DON'T GET MY ASS UP AND TRY TO MAKE MONEY. THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE ME MONEY FOR EVERYTHING I WANT."

4. Oh, a bunch of starving African children?
They shouldn't be alive.

7. Workers of the world? You mean me? Because I work my ASS off to get as much as I want.

9. Nazi? Nah. They took their citizen's guns away. Try to take mine and I'll shoot you. And HIM? I'm a fucking woman.
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:iconthe-2nd-philosopher:
I will keep this in mind. I hope it comes in handy
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:iconakaishizuku:
Aha, it might.:lol:
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:iconthe-necromancer:
The-Necromancer Oct 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Crude but effective, comrade. While I do not lurk the forums much these days, I could indeed use some of to agitate some Republicans I know...
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:iconnagi-sama:
Nagi-Sama Sep 25, 2009
Must. use. this.
Now.
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:iconbusterclaw:
:XD: I'll admit.
It will annoy some of us.
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:iconakaishizuku:
Do you like Soviet Mudkipz?
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